Are You Too Old to Trick or Treat??

Halloween is past, but just so you know for next year, here's how to tell if you're too old to trick-or-treat:


10--You get winded from knocking on the door

9--You have to have a kid chew the candy for you

8--You ask for high fiber candy only

7--When someone drops a candy bar into your bag, you lose your balance and fall over

6--People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask

5--When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ---" and can't remember the rest

4--By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders

3--You have to carefully select a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece

2--You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood using a walker

1--You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives or husbands live