Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Are You Too Old to Trick or Treat??

Halloween is past, but just so you know for next year, here's how to tell if you're too old to trick-or-treat:

10--You get winded from knocking on the door

9--You have to have a kid chew the candy for you

8--You ask for high fiber candy only

7--When someone drops a candy bar into your bag, you lose your balance and fall over

6--People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask

5--When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ---" and can't remember the rest

4--By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders

3--You have to carefully select a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece

2--You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood using a walker

1--You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives or husbands live

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